dolly parton impersonating elvis in london ii(x), 1983
"i’d get up on the hill above the barnyard and i’d pretend like i was elvis. i thought about elvis had he been a woman; especially one like me. if i’d of been on television they’d of shot me from the neck up, right? well, anyhow, this is sorta how i used to entertain them chickens and hogs and stuff, and this is sorta how i looked. god knows i ain’t no elvis; there never will be another one, but i just thought this might be fun and he might be watchin’ us — he might get a kick out of it. so this is how i pictured elvis back then if he had been a girl."